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International Day Of Yoga To Be Virtually Celebrated Saturday At 4pm
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CANCELLED: Coronavirus Fears Kills Surrey’s Vaisakhi Day Parade
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SURREY LIBRARIES: Get Technology Help At Surrey Libraries
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WALLY OPPAL: Surrey Police Transition Update On Feb. 26
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GONE ARE THE DAYS - Feature Documentary Trailer
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Technology Help At Surrey Libraries
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Birding Walks
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Plea Poetry/short Story : Youth Contest
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International Folk Dancing Drop-in Sessions
Deconstructing Trump!
- May 4, 2016
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THE BUFFOON RISING
Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed..
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident;
I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said.. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident;
I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs”. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana and he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the Horse's ass.
I was able to put them together and now he's running for President of the U.S.A.!"
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